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*spanks the fake ferret*

I happen to be off tomorrow so theres that.

You’re a cyber dragon...and a unicorn. You manage to make it pretty badass.

Gemstones have many more magical properties than the general public is aware. I am always looking to expand my collection. Do you have a dark secret?

I ALMOST QUIT ON THE SPOT TODAY AFTER BEING WRITTEN UP FOR A DOCTOR MAKING ME STAY HOME DUE TO BRONCHITIS AND SEVERE EAR INFECTIONS!!

NO. I actually haven’t read the last ten pages what’s going on?

I think I read you’re a sergal? So a sergal + a turtle. A turgal!! (Also some people seem to be missing I’m a winged ferret, so to make it easier on you.)

I have always loved that quote. I’ve been doing my best. I put in double digit applications a week. If a new thing comes up I apply to it. It gets hard to find the drive when I have no energy at home. I did have an interview the other day so I have to be doing something right! I have called...

Hooooooooo boy buckle down children. I’m miserable and sick of retail. Let’s see what I have in my repertoire. My favorite always has been and always will be the time I worked at an office supply store. I’m doing my spiel and a guy spends so long just staring at me I’m just moving on without...

EDIT: Long story short: This was a disaster but it all worked out in the end. If you're curious, send me a note we can chat. Turns out, I didn't know my wife had managed to get a savings set up and I ended up putting in two weeks. It may get a little rough for awhile but at least I have a...

Hiding at work putting in applications with my phone to other places in attempt to keep me sane and get through the last few weeks of hell Im willing to try and put up with.

I’ve had to call off a bit this last month due to bronchitis and serious ear infections in both ears. Doctor wanted me to stay out even longer. Well I just got a “talking to” due to my attendance. I’ve been trying so hard to get another job so I can reasonably quit, but guess not. So next week...

I can't stand it when I am so close to a reasonable time to quit my job. Sure, ______ is alright.... but ____ is much better!!

Because something needs to compete with kittens. Why can’t I just stop going to work?

Ferrets Erroneously Elected Little Skunks M U S K Y

Our furry convention was ruined by a bunch of jerks dressing up as humans. I would if I could, but _____.

Be careful as you go 'Cause little people grow And little people know When little people fight We may look easy pickings but we got some bite!

Or the block button.

Okay

Me too man. See that’s how you make useless posts funny.