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You're going to get fursecuted.

Japanese Spider Crab

Don't do it!

Die first, then we'll talk.

You'll probably get banned or at least scolded for registering just to try to get people to illegally give you software.

OMG! What a coincidence! I didn't tell anyone about my sexuality today either and can also make random posts telling stories that aren't relevant!

Way to cheat on your girlfriend, asshole.

Do you not realize how awesome that would be?

PS3. I'm not going to let myself get into this debate again. Check out some of the other ps3 vs 360 threads.

A swimming pool full of jello.

^Write science fiction novels about it first, then people might believe it. Still decent. 1 was better.

So did you kiss a girl for 3 seconds and a guy for 2 seconds?

Let me guess, Transformers 1?

You've clearly not ever seen any movie Michael Bay's ever made :V

Someone having a bigger boner for something than Michael Bay does for military and explosions.

Does not compute.

Not really. You got the gist of it right. According to Christianity, Lucifer thought God sucked at his job, and thought he could do better, so he got a bunch of angels together and tried to overthrow God and take his thrown. He got his ass kicked and got banished, along with all the other...

Fix'd. He was named Lucifer when he was an angel. Satan came after.

Yeah, I guess :P. Thanks!

Wait, you're still people?