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Woodmans a bitch!

*uses instant transmission and teliports to a distant planet*that should buy me some time.

Fuck that.*dives behind a car*

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

SHIT PICKLE SHIT PICKLE SHIT PICKLE SHIT PICKLE SHIT PICKLE SHIT PICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my brain begins to hurt worse, wow the idiotic things we all come up with. You had to be a big shot huh?

I've been waiting for that my whole life.

I'm not lying.*runs and hides the happy pants*if you destroy my brain with cupcakes you'll never fine the pants mwahahaha!

I swear this pair isn't yours.

understandable, so who wants some chocolate icing?

Well I like the art and stories, and the people are nice.

so where have you been, why don't you come visit us more often?

I'm not yelling.:( just making idle chit chat.

You've been away for awhile.

I want to badly, I know I'm gonna lmao. Wow Utah sucks.XD

mmm electricity, a legal high.lol I can't stand that hyped up feeling you get when you get shocked. you feel all excited for no reason.

Umm hi. ?!?! unexpected. lol

I feel a great storm brewing.

I shot a lady with a roman candle, it was an accident I swear. it landed on her lap and she went running and screaming, felt bad but it was funny as shit.lol

I fell behind a washer drier set that was hot, couldn't get out I got the shit shocked outta me for like 20 seconds. I was all hyper and shit afterwords, never will I do an electrician a favor again.