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I was once arrested for stealing all the cats out of the humane society I herded them home with my three trusty bird-dogs

if you want to skip school just say "im too cool for school" therefore it would be illegal for you to go to school and i doubt your parents want you to go to jail B)

I was once arrested for being too cool

How though? Feathers don't have muscles in them.

omg lmfao ahahah omg this is the best thread

I think wing arms look retarded imagine it flying.

thats not funny

Anywhere that isn't Canada automatically sucks

A piece of bread and you die

Cooked in a fucking oven Avian furries are stupid.

were you bitching about hangovers? then yes it was

the thing that cuts down hangover the most is not being a baby pussy vagina baby you dirnk? expect a hangover dont drink if youre gonna bitch about hangovers

drink gasoline A ella le gusta la gasolina (Da me mas gasolina!) Como le encanta la gasolina (Da me mas gasolina!) A ella le gusta la gasolina (Da me mas gasolina!) Como le encanta la gasolina (Da me mas gasolina!)

my dad told me i had crabs yesterday :(

and wild dog packs and stray bears in the city of detroit EDIT: and deer. one jumped in front of my dads truck. yes. a deer just roaming the city of detroit.

mm stay the hell away from the entire north-east It's nothing but shit, crime and disgusting people. Cleveland, Michigan, kentucky, virginia, west virginia, detroit all shit dont go there. I've never had the pleasure of going anywhere but... toledo? idk where that is, but my dad constantly...

I have one B) HAHAH IM ELITE AND SPECIAL II COULD GO INTO THE TEARGAS NO PROBLEM These guys know how to riot

Religion is the root of all evil. If there was a devil, he has made himself into the form of religion.

IM? orrr text?

... wait what. WHAATT. HOW