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The Grinch is real, boy.

Oh hush, I stopped playing THE GAME a long time ago.

There was an absolutely identical thread once, with the same title also xD But no, I'm straight and why the hell would I want to turn gay? Boobs are awesome.

You can still read though XD Scientists have tried to answer the question, "Does Santa come with flying reindeer to deliver presents at Christmas?" This is what they have found: 1. No known species of reindeer can fly, but there are 300,000 species of living organims yet to be classified...

Yeah, only they make you finish the game faster too, and the score is much lower.

Wow, is that the miscarrried version or just a container worth of crack right there?

To miss TWICE, especially the first time, from such a distance, it must have been staged or somthing. So much from me.

Well, he is an old, fat slavemaster (he probably sodomizes the elves too) who really likes children. I can feel free to think that Mrs. Claus is faux too. She either never existed or it's another fat elf in drag.

Geez, you people are still all over this? It's old news already.

No, they rape him and then mug him of all the presents. Children are evil little fuckers.

Yes, that too, though it is somehow socially awkward.

Hmm, has anyone proposed scraping it off with a finger yet? If not then fucking hell, people, you seriously are lower than the missing link XD Because evolution gave the homo sapiens dexteruous fingers to take care of such problems. Those who don't use them obviously aren't at that level yet XD

I'm not religious, I dislike i, but I will continue to call Christmas Christmas because it has more to do with tradition than religion either way. Though I don't find christmas merry in no way...

That's David's religion, you usurper.

Don't put all the blame on him, those nasty little bastards lure the poor fatass with milk and cookies.

You being an evil tease again ;/

You would rape someone? Oh please... ;)

if you are as creative with writing as with your nick, HOPEFULLY NOWHERE!

I think I actually had once. It was ridiculous.

And you answered your own question. It's lulzworthy, so it didn't die.