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Why did you change your name?

For you, double plus fuck yeah.

Why not? Yeah, just another megabyte of two of brown nosing by FA users you've never ever heard of till now. I don't even know who the fuck half of these people are about. It's just a sea of 08's, and not even early 08. I know...you broke my heart ;-;. Who the fuck are you? Yeah that too...

Do want?

I have no favorite people on this website. You all pretty much suck ass, honestly. And I'm going to make a prediction here, this thread will turn into a *glomp* and *snuggle* fest. It kind of has already.

You know why they put you in that box right? They put you there to DIE. Such a violent little thing. I wouldn't expect that out of you.

Magic The Gathering. Better than Pokemon ever was, but still pretty fucking nerdy. I used to win local tourneys with my goblin rush direct damage deck, and my super retarded ultimate counterspell reflect damage deck. But I played pokemon for a while. That shit came out when I was in HS for...

1. Yeah, everyone knows I'm a huge fag. +10 2. A LOOOOONG time ago. +20 3. One of the few and the proud. +100 4. Dozens of times. +10 5. I'm sure it happened, in a 1K thread. There were some epic ninja fests in there. +100 6. One time, I posted twice at 12:34. Double points. +50 7...

Pot. Or a nice long session of Command and Conquer. It takes a whole lot to get me stressed honestly, and it falls away rather quickly. But one time, I smashed my own windshield with a baseball bat. That was a bad day.

Who says I have to resort to dastardly tactics to keep my job or obtain a better one? Being a hard worker, and the better candidate often are the things that get you a job. Whispering lies into someones ear, spreading rumors, digging up dirt, you pretty much get branded by co-workers and cast...

Dude, it's that song from fucking Trainspotting!!! Golden Brown, right? I swear it is. Don't know who the fuck the artist is. Great heroin song. Here's one for ya'll " When a Man Lies He Murders Some Part of the World These Are the Pale Deaths Which Men Miscall Their...

My massive penis. Also, my undying hatred. It alone can crush a battalion of hardened veteran soldiers.

STOP COPYING ME!!!! Then, don't pick up the phone? Block them on IM? A shitty friend 1000 miles away can be easily disposed of.

I'm dissapointed. I thought this was going to be a thread about Brad Pitts role as Mickey in Snatch. Piker:"D'ye like dags" Tommy:"Dags?" Piker:"Yeah, dags, d'ye like dags?" Tommy:"Oh, dogs, yeah, I like dags, I like caravans more." But yeah, Ebay is awesome, I see a bunches of Memorbilia...

All it takes is a foot in the door...

I voted completely exhausted and covered in vomit face. I was still up when today came about, and had been at work for about 10 hours before that. I worked till 4am, got home, and went to bed, only to be awoken a few hours later, with some bullshit task to do. Did it, did my usual morning...

Right, I'm sure that'll go over with all the Christians over there. Hey guys, lets stone gay people, and chop off thieves hands. Really, I thought America was slipping, I was fucking wrong.

Oh, I think it'll take just a few days...

I C WAT U DID THAR...But really, yeah, that is a load of shit. These people deserve people like us, it's our duty to mane them feel bad.

I AN HERO'D.