Search results

That sounds like something that would be in a horror short story. Jesus dude...

If I absolutely must take it in the ass, I would rather it be from a woman with a strap on then a dude with a massive cum cannon.

At least it's a woman and a fake penis.

I think we had a topic on weird dreams here once, but a few dreams I had inspired me to make a thread about depressing dreams. For some reason I the last week I've had a few dreams about my dogs dying. I have no idea why. In the first one they died from having some sort of infection, and in the...

why are you smiling at me WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!

Why is this thread still going

the dog in your avatar is awesome btw.

I hope he doesn't.

Than that means my sarcastic assholery is working :V

Such as?

Why does everyone think I'm gay.

why is the poll at 8,999 what

No. I don't have an "inner animal".

He still gets more than I ever will so at least he has that going for him :V

What about me?

Why not? I don't have a reason not to be :V

doubt it. I seriously have terrible luck with girls. If there is one thing I am overly pessimistic about in life, it's that.

Gunna be 19 in September. I know, I'm quite a winner.

Nope.

I don't have my license yet... :V