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Mischief Mart:

Definitely, but that doesn’t change the truth, that he wasn’t innocent. He would’ve killed me, I could easily cite self-defense or the fact that it was a duel! Yeah, gods love ego trips. I intend to find some other god, I don’t want to give her the pleasure. *chuckles* Twould be the least I...

I always recognized the innocent! Ssaannttoo wasn’t innocent! *purses lips* Well I was never suicidal. Think of all the cake you could have, all the mischief you could perform— am I seriously tempting you to turn me in? Wow, I am an idiot. Point is, yes. But I’m happy to be wrong.

SHHHH *nods*

*takes poster, fumes* Those bastards. They know it was a duel, they’re just trying to prevent me from exposing their corruption! I should’ve asked Ben to expedite the bombing. *crushes poster and hides behind stew counter* I can’t die, but that won’t stop them from taking me into custody... I...

*flinches, frowns* I was under the impression that that would be as simple as putting one foot under the other. *glances around nervously*

*approaches* *thankfully cannot smell* What business have ye with me? I’m on a vital quest of curse removal.

*is spared the disappointment of the stew by being repelled by bare ankles*

No. You’ll take what I give you and run. *resumes ignoring*

No. *reveals arsenal of weaponry* I’m proficient in all of these, however.

Tell you what. I’ll beat the living snot out of you if you can find a god willing to undo my curse.

*slices your bonds but otherwise ignores you* Don’t do it, it’s what he wants!

No, he doesn’t want to be ignored. We have to pretend like he’s not here. *twitches* *would sweat if I could still sweat*

NO DON’T HE WANTS IT

*sighs, hopelessly* Ewww. *ignores harder*

He’s a sick and twisted pervert who’s pain is pleasure, for some reason. Say @ssaannttoo, wanna nice curse? I’m not enjoying it, but you might!

*looks at you* I can. Like this. *resumes ignoring*

*kicks you off* *gently, so as not to hurt you* I’ll try that if I get desperate, thank you.