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(You said “ha, you got me”, which I interpreted as surrender)

He violated the sacred rules of surrender. I had every right to kill him. ...also I didn’t mean to and regret it. But mostly the former.

Sorry, but all my duels for today are booked. I’ll gladly slot her in for tomorrow, if she so desires.

*muffled by the distance* That thing is hardly my opponent. Just an antagonist.

*launches dirt at Selenelis* I’m considering it.

*reveals shovel* *digs down, Minecraft style*

*glares back* *changes direction*

Well... he was slain in (mostly) honorable combat... but... *trembles* *flees*

BS. He’s not dead. *dumps healing potion down Ssaannttoo’s corpse’s mouth* *nothing happens* ...

Thank ye kindly. *gathers up thrown objects and puts out fires, warily watching Ssaannttoo if he pulls anything*

I didn’t. Until you pulled that stunt.

Never pretend to be defeated. You surrender or you don’t. That way, I can trust you, and you can trust me, and nobody has to die. @Foxy Emy, I’m going to need that healing now. ...for both of us. *is singed, cape is burned and tattered, armor is dented and arm is busted*

*pulls you out* Now. I’d absolutely love to heal you, but I can’t really trust that you’re defeated, can I? If I turn my back, you might pounce and strike. Oh nonono, you might say you surrender but we both know that’s just a facade to ruin me. I should kill you now, in self defense... *yanks...

*gets up, lets you go, only to drag you by a vine into a different flame spier*

*has armor, is mostly protected* *too pissed to notice the pain* *looks you in the eyes* Burn.

*tackles you with sudden unexpected speed* *rolls over until you’re inside one of the flame spiers* BURN, you DISHONORABLE SLANDERER

*yanks axe from ground* Damned straight. You scurvy wretch, pretending to be beat and hitting me after!! *catches holy cross, chucks again* *holds back, waits to counter approach*

*savagely cleaves at your center of mass*

*clutches arm* Damned straight. *uses ancient forbidden Knight technique known as... projectile spam* *chucks holy cross boomerang* *chucks dozens of holy water bottles, which burst into flames all around* *chucks shield, warhammer, and dagger* *uses Icy Wind on your left, Ice Beam on your...

*screams and thrashes* *rolls over and kicks you off, spurred by the pain* Agh!! Goddamn! *can’t hold onto 2 weapons at once, has to decide between shield or axe* *drops shield* *death glares, uses Ice Beam and jump axe attacks*