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*averts gaze (despite being in a life or death battle)*

GA— *pfft* *muffled* dishonorable swine! *elbows you with free arm, attempts to wrench free*

Never grapple anyone with a dagger. *pants* @Foxy Emy, you said something about healing?

*grabs you by a vine* *repeatedly stabs torso with dagger*

*arms crossbow for a second volley* *”fires”*

*CLAAAANG* Nice... *winces* nice work. I didn’t expect that. *arms crossbow, shoots you with fire arrow*

Crap— *shields* *swings axe at vines attached to hammer*

*interposes shield in front of whip* *swings warhammer around whip to tie it up* *pulls you towards me and shield bashes*

0_0 *twists head around, uses Ice Beam*

*grabs warhammer, smacks you*

*clang* *uses Icy Wind* *tries to get back up*

*collapses (again)* *swings axe in a wide arc around me*

*reflexively headbutts with forehead ice*

*ascends to feet* I’m surprised you didn’t hit me while I was down. Very noble of you! I’m proud. *holds shield tightly and shield bashes*

*gives up untying and slices with knife* Haha—shi— *blocks with shield, still prone*

Excuse me, I am a Knight. I want absolutely no sexual relations outside of a heterosexual marriage, thank you very much. *resumes escaping*

*ankles bound* *collapses* I’d, er, expected it’d light on fire. You know, cuz you’re weak to fire and stuff— *slices vine with axe and attempts to untangle ankle knot*

Admittedly losing my shield removes many of my defensive options, yes. And I’d rather not hurt you, so those are my best options. So while my toughness isn’t affected in the slightest, I am reduced. *chucks holy water bottle at your feet as a distraction* *dives for shield*

*it’s successfully yanked* *i replace it with an axe and dual wield sharp death to hold you back as I slowly move to retrieve it*

I’m not sure. I’d likely be dead at that point, so I probably won’t have to tell myself anything. But again, I’d like to point out that I have the type advantage, full iron armor, a veritable armory of weapons, and more experience. You’d be quite foolish to fight me with intent to kill. I might...