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*flashbacks to wedding where I was drugged and forced into a dress for a few seconds* Correct. I’ve definitely never tried it and definitely wouldn’t know. But that’s the ad hominem fallacy, just because I wouldn’t know doesn’t mean I can’t know.

There’s nothing wrong with not being masculine! Masculinity isn’t inherently good! But why do you like that?? *deadpan glare*

Whyyyy?

Additionally, but on a slightly less relevant point, clothes aren’t exactly super common around here, so it sort of matters even if they weren’t... *shudders*

If it was no big deal, you wouldn’t have hidden it! Don’t play the fool for me! *dries face off by dwindling campfire* Okay, Ssaannttoo has 3 minutes to explain how tactically advantageous that was. Go.

Well perhaps that’s because mere words can’t describe the horror I just witnessed! You know very well what I’m referring to!

*gets up* *water is frozen to my face, making an ice mask* THAT!

*still at river* I won’t but why the f*ck were you doing that!?

*is currently washing eyes out in nearby river* I only came to get him some breakfast and go questing!!

*wasn’t looking until you screamed* What is it? What’s— *stumbles out, keeping eyes closed* Oh God my sweet innocent eyes! I’m blinded!

*sighs* Don thy garb and get moving.

Precisely, there’s no issue. I know teenagers like to sleep in but it’s high time you joined the realm of the conscious. Arise! Footies are excellent sleepwear, and there’s no shame in them. *visible confusion*

*looks back* You’re wearing something? Then what’s the issue?

You’d think the weed smell would’ve warded more people off. Everybody clear out!

Are you—nude?! *averts gaze chivalrously*

I guess you’ve got a better chance, what with type advantage. Go get him, champ!

I look forward to the results! Son, I’ve quested to defeat @ben909 for months. I’ve never succeeded, and he’s proven to be a valuable asset in many situations. Good luck, but you’re doomed from the outset.

Curses.

WHAT *quests to defeat head Eevee*