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I’m supposed to be human. That’s all I’ll say. *is growing invulnerable to your outbursts*

Thank ye kindly for the follow!

I don’t seem to have squirrels in my pants... We’ve had this argument like 3 times now.

This tribe is about as open-armed as they come. I welcome thee, as I’m sure everyone else does. Here’s the basics: If you value your current species, avoid Meta and Ben. I see you’ve already achieved victory in a PvP round, so no need to explain that. I’m your friendly neighborhood honorable...

Pardon? Related by species and related by lineage are two entirely different things!

You can safely ignore anything Ssaannttoo says about family relations. He seems to be under the impression that everyone in PvP is related to him in one way or another.

Ahh, greetings, monsieur or madam. I see that thou doth possess an excellent speech pattern, such that one rarely encounters round these parts. How do you fare?

Wow, son, that’s some top tier armor you got there. What’s the AC bonus on a blanket?

*face falls* Oh. I’d presumed you hadn’t paid the natural gas bill. *enters house* *gags* Are you trying to make smoked eggs? *cough* How much weed have you done in here? *exits, returns to axe cooking* Wherever the stove is located, fire can spread, so I’m not sure how much of a boon that is.

*lights campfire* *uses axe head as makeshift pan* *cooks eggs* Good thing you want sunny side up. I don’t think I could flip like this lol

I figured this was where you went. Just wanted to let you know we were setting off on our epic quest today. You know, after breakfast. What would you like? Eggs and bacon with a nice sunbath?

*gasps* You haven’t read Harry Potter?

I too am often tormented by PvP’s general lack of regard for things like decency.

Leaves aren’t supposed to be in books. I was doing librarians a favor.

This is one of the multiple reasons I’ve taken a leaf from Mad Eye Moody’s book and only drink from my personal flask.

Here’s hoping. Let me know if you’re ever around the Cincinnati Ohio area! *thumbs up* Impressive. I assume they’re in short supply (due to low demand), leading to the scarcity and price. Also they take an increasingly rare expertise (I assume). *thumbs up* Ahhhh, truth. My highest ideal.

RIP. Noice. Let us know when you make stuff! Hmm. Are katanas expensive? Happy to see a fellow person interested in living the good life! Have you looked into the philosophical implications of the Samurai Code of Honor? Could you perhaps explain them to ignorant me? But it actually totally...

You probably need to be a rat to appreciate it. @metatherat can assist, if for some reason that’s appealing to you.

Blast, I thought you might’ve been near me. Would’ve been serendipitous. So less writing stories and more writing description/poetry? Cool. Any particular distant lands in mind? Ahh. I have a somewhat adversarial relationship with one of my parents as well. I too strive for good grades to rub...