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Coins don’t work as bedding but they can be fun to gnaw on. They have a nice metallic taste.

Highland High School near Newport? Ahh, yes, I myself am trying to learn the rules of narratology. Not because I think I can be a writer, but for a passion. What are you learning about writing? You plan to have adventures? What kind, and how? And what does graduating with honors have to do...

Damn, all that creative work would’ve killed me. Congrats (and feel free to go to sleep lol) If, for some reason, you’d rather keep chatting on the internet with strangers than rest after all that, care to enlighten me about what kind of school you attend and for what you are studying?

Greetings. I subscribe to early to bed and early to rise and am in EST, so I’m up. Good luck with your studies!

Abacus 100 slidey thingies Mahogany

Noted. I’ll relay that to Ssaannttoo— *slowly replaces table* *massages forehead and sighs* What am I going to do...

*smiles, tinged with regret*

*writes “me seriously” on a piece of paper* *takes it*

*sips decaffeinated coffee through straw* Forsooth.

I’m not sure. What does “uGH” mean?

Fine. I’ll take whatever wounds you can inflict to spare you further pain, especially on my account.

*raises eyebrow* I’m in the prime of my youth! I’d just became a Knight upon being deployed to PvP island! And that was what, a year ago? ... *realizes the Council probably wanted to be rid of me*

Absolutely worth it. It is the Knightly charter to save others from suffering at your own expense. *raises shield* Also good luck with that.

Son, I’d take the wrath of a thousand Eeveelutions before I assisted you in hurting yourself again.

*remains sitting* Yeah I’m not helping you get weed until I trust you’ve completely kicked the addiction.

Ooh, are my hangey ribbon thingies hair? Will they grow back? I could attach one to my pommel and it’d look really freaking cool! *asks @ben909 for an Eeveelution biology guide*

I don’t smell any (except some residue from your habit), soooo... no?

Well... if that means you could do weed with no health drawbacks, that’d be awesome. Though I imagine you’d adjust to the constant high and then eventually life would just feel normal to you (except that maybe you’d have @Guifrog-like powers of drugging people on contact), so maybe it wouldn’t...

I’m not literally made of ice. Except maybe right here? *points to forehead crest* Ooh, idea! *removes knife, cuts off bit of forehead ice* If this regenerates, I officially have the most badass ice dispenser ever.

Well I’m not a plant, obviously they’d stay cut off. I bequeath upon you the finest honor I can bestow: not utterly obliterating you for making a pun.