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Banned for stealing my breakfast and peeing on it to make it "yours"

But I don't wanna where panties on my head :( I'd rather wear flippers and a pinwheel hat All foxes should volunteer their bushy tails as mops to help keep our floors clean

Brownish-Green water

Easily the big cats lol. Also otters are otterly adorable as well. And I can't skip the meerkats! What is your favorite font?

Guacamole is now directly harvested from naturally occurring guacamole pits. Oh look, there's one in your backyard I wish that I wasn't single anymore

was the key but Alfred

*sneaky noises* Tee hee, I'm going to get this innocent victim while she looks for her glasses! And the press will assume it's another victim of the Wicked Werewolf of Wichita! *cackles* That land will be mine!

You went to Oz and told no one

I'd be offended but this is true

Your breakfast is boiling water. Plenty of steam I wish for the powers of a God

Migrate to Reddit and pick a non-art career Halt, who goes there?

I'm building a chair fort >:[ no distrb But why you make grouchy face?

"If I order pizza now, how long will it take to get here?"

meowth

The button replaces your fur with shag carpet

It's all noodly and stringy :3 Me likey But why would you drink my toilet water?

Nothing, whenever I wake up it's lunchtime What time is it?

But the fire spread to

Understands more than you think

I like my drinks ice cold baby. So no. Never have I ever driven a car into a body of water