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If I did, I can't remember Never have I ever snuck into a church and drank all the wine

You have Sir Yipps-a-lot, the three-headed chihuahua guarding your house. He's the size of a mouse, but his voice is as loud as an elephant. And he never, ever, ever stops barking. Even at 3am I wish for a nice, quiet evening with a 5-star meal and a movie

ouch

Lemme just put this on Facebook quick and ... why has it gone viral?

MmmMMmm, laptop. Tastes like roast Twitter bird Never have I ever been stung by a bee

I'd grant that wish if I knew what it was I wish for an ukulele

tee hee :3 idk But why did you say you prefer pineapple pizza to pepperoni?

I've kissed my excavator before, but we haven't got that far yet. Also I think it's into feet but I'm not sure. Collecting more evidence. Never have I ever placed my finger in something it shouldn't be in

My friend Felipo the magic paintbrush got hungry... at least I think he said hungry. Might've been horny, idk. Haven't seen him in ages But WHY would you insert a semicolon after every letter?

How do you call the devil? On his hell phone crowd boos I drink their suffering with relish

57892 ... I have weak hands Have you, or would you ever try a walnut?

I need a mop

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"Mmm, tacos with ranch"

If you add 2+2, the answer is NOT cupcake

BGYAAAA

Why am I also in the horse wearing nothing but a tri-corner hat and a speedo?

I wanted to see what they would taste like But why would you violate my personal space wearing an outfit like that?

I'll take over the ruins of my former country and build a new dystopian future. Everything will be glorious cubes

braixen