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No underwear is the best underwear *nudists unite!* I shouldn't be a nudist

I've poked somebody into next week, does that count? Never have I ever licked a cat

I'll let you know after math class tomorrow What is the sound of one hand fapping clapping?

When life gave you lemons, you made a flamethrower

of the fox herders who

You have chicken wings on an airplane. (I hope you like Duluth cause that's where it's headed ) Who could ask for more? I wish for a shiny new pair of maracas

me finding your stash... of lewd comic books

I LOST MY HEART IN KALAMAZOO LOST MY JOB AND MY WALLET TOO NOW I'M ON THE STREETS IN NEW YORK CITY PLAYING MY GUITAR FOR SOME PASSERBY'S PITY GOT HIGH ON WEED FOUGHT A DUDE IN BROOKLYN BLEEDING ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY'S LOOKIN' DIED AND WENT TO HELL BUT THE DEVIL SENT ME BACK CAUSE...

* Boop, boop* Ah don know ah gots the willies so I come here

Stripey babies? They're more scared of you than you are of them. That's why they have built in sexy musk poison gas to ward off predators The Tennessee Titans are the best American football team

EEEEEEEEEEKK! *lowers cube*

It's refreshing to wake up and see your name on every thread in the "forum games" section

I've played this game before. I've never lied to seem cool, I've always accepted my uncool-ness Never have I ever checked out @SinglePringle 's insane art and stories before on his profile #cloutbegging #pleaseloveme #likeandsubscribesomyexistencecanbevalidated

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Anywhere with a Mcdonald's

twenty six times a day.

What do you call a depressed whale? Mopey Dick

I got confused T-T But why would you do the tango with Boba Fett?

vulpix

prefers blood