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Your point is lead, for you are now a pencil I wish to yes

Cry because it was the last one If you could be any kind of lettuce, what kind would you be?

N-no! That silvery glow is 1-100% natural!

I'm not rich lol. So nope-a-roonies Never have I ever shot a walrus

The SinglePringle SmartOven is the perfect fit for you! It burns everything it touches to a crispy golden brown! Potato Casserole, Frozen Pizza, wheat-thins, furniture, houses, cities, you name it, it cooks it! *product may or may not be on fire. Do not turn on within fifteen miles of...

*screams and crashes into tree*

mmmmm cake

Secretly relates to Kylo Ren from Star Wars

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Granted! This quil is even more worn down but that's UPS for ya I wish for a jet ski

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MMMM SOUR CREAM AND ONION MY FAVORITE

And you're just a bar of soap with lips

*makes lewd comment about your mother*

@Ravofox has broke out in fox sex fever! SUMMON THE MUSKY AROMA SKUNK! He will lather the Aussie vulpine with blue cheese!

I smell wet dog

Huh? What? What am I doing here? Why does this look like a Wal-Mart parking lot?

WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I DREAD THE MOMENT WE SAY GOODBYE I LEANED IN CLOSER THEN YOU PEPPERSPRAYED MY EYES

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SINGLE HOT FOXES IN YOUR AREA TODAY