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Hissssss *pulls shame cube back down*

*tries to wiggle ears* *fails miserably* Never have I ever... sung a duet

The button fills the room with ice cream! Too bad there's no "off" button

I had to taste it and make sure it was devoid of poison But why would you dye your fur green?

Even I struggle to comprehend my inner urges. But when the urge to put pants on a snake consumes me, I am but a slave to my own inner turmoil. But why would you team up with Elton John and Kanye West to write a country song about feet fetishes?

Banned for sleeping in. Class started thirty minutes ago!

I've granted your wish and booked you a flight on Dragonair, a budget flying service owned and operated exclusively by dragons! The flight leaves ATL Hartsfield-Jackson International airport at 5:45am and arrives in Des Moines, Iowa at 9:45 am. I've booked you a wonderful seat in economy...

I've been to Indiana, is that close enough? Never have I ever chopped off my own leg

How to find a mate, guaranteed! Message @SinglePringle and he'll find you a perfect match!* *This may or may not be SinglePringle who is lonely

Caffeine

You wrote a fan letter to Elton John

Isn't he dead?

Life makes me feel that way every day Never had I ever accidentally put diesel fuel in my car instead of regular (may be a true story)

FIND OUT THING! CLICK HERE TO LEARN ABOUT THING!!!

668: Smoked catnip, got high, sung karaoke at 3am and sailed into the waters off the coast of Malibu

Flashlights

The massage will be administered by Smelly Joe and his biker gang. Hope you like leather! I wish for fun

Staying on the ground

Silently enjoys burritos more

<Murichurado steps back, his face looking like it'd been scribbled over with red crayon. > I-I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going, and- <Murichurado cocks his head as the rabbit appears to not be listening at all, instead wiping up the floor with a mop. > Funny, you'd think...