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Well then, what are you.

Nah I'm good.

I'm being bound by a bush, that's a apparently a cop after running away for dealing fresh tea bags.

It's wrapping around me.

I'm insides a cop bush... Help.

*disappears into a nearby bush* I ain't getting caught dealing.

Hands box, enjoy.

Opens new box of tea bags. *I N H A L E S*

Quick get the emergency helium

Accidently went too close to a gravitational singularity and got spaghettified.

The lucrative forbidden taste.

I fill you with Black Deaths.

Ok today was a terrible morning. I went to make myself a nice cup of tea, but there where no tea bags. Then, I went to go make toast. The bread had gone moldy because someone had left it exposed. So no tea. no toast for breakfast. Pizza, the solution for everything.

Ok I'm falling asleep. I'm off to bed. oh and I win btw

If I do that it wont be a nap

and just like that the win is unguarded

about 5 secs away from falling asleep

*sniffs* I smell bacon also *win*

*adorns spectacles* Time to watch the show

10/10 would chew again