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Banned for not actually drinking soda!

Fun fact for all you losers! The best way to actually be rid of a body is to put it in pig slop. Pigs are capable of devouring an entire human body and leaving only any metal traces. So if they have implants or the bullet was stuck in them, do a second feeding to goats and you’re pretty much...

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I was attempting to complete a ritual and mispronounced a line. That was...er...interesting. What is your occupation?

Yes GO!!

Oh look. Someone that had to blend things for their sona. Indecisive much?

YES

Due to the nature of my work, quite frequently. Do humans exist in your world?

I do love writing and electronic music! I’m trying to make a living dex in pokemon. I have graduated college (twice actually) I love doing multiple forms of art. I’m an illustrator, writer, sculptor, and singer. I have a black blelt I based my sona off pets I’ve had (And well stop there for now)

@Infrarednexus OMG I LOVE IT

You save me from my miserable job. Thabk you glorious savior!!

The Latin name for ferret, Mustela putorius furo means ‘smelly little thief’

I am afraid I am unaware as to what this is? What kind of environment do you live in?

Some website

My last one was Monday! My wife is having me quit my job. I convinced her to let me ride out the month for the extra paycheck. I have had doctors apologize for not being able to help me before. Have you?

I’ve never been drunk. Never have I ever had my vehicle stolen. (I did use to leave one unlocked in a bad neighborhood school with a note saying please steal me)

Fun fact: budgies are also known as budgerigars and parakeets, depends on where you live depends on what form you use.

A box of packing tape.

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