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I bet this thread is going to go 10 pages.

*kicks door with you out of room* "I need more peelz, peeeelz, I need my peelz. I need my vicoden! I NEED MY PEELZ!" *edit* Oh no, what if it's necromorphs instead of regular zombies.

'K, Fay can be Rochelle, you can be Zoey.

Totally comic relief guy who somehow survives. "Hey Lizard, that zombie needs to get ahead in life" "Do you need some change zombie? *cuts him in half* Cause seem a little short" "Are you pencils? Cause you're full of lead" Darn, who wouldn't get us killed, but wouldn't miss after he gets...

I call the person who survives at the end of the movie always. When the guy that is utterly useless and gets people killed joins, during the action go, "Here buddy, I got a grenade", with the pin pulled out. LK, you wanna join my survivor group and end up as one of the four survivors in a...

I've had this discussion before, the argument in response was to place the bar for what qualifies as, "religious" so absurdly high that only fundies and extremists would qualify as believing in god/s.

Only if it's type 1 or type 2 zombies(aka the slow dumb kind), and even then the amount of heat needed to kill it from fire makes it impractical. Fire+zombie is one of the dumbest moves you can make in a zombie apocalypse. FIRST thing you do is if you are in a city, get the fuck out of there...

No, but I can hock them on ebay. Fire+zombies=/=dead zombie Fire+zombies=zombie on fire still after you. Jeez folks, have you ever read the zombie survival guide?

If Hindus are right then we're all fucked regardless; if scientologists are right, I wonder if a ghost can hang himself?

I thought that was just me. Ruh-roh OP, Rukh is here run for it!

I could help you with that.

I actually have a gun design prepared in case this actually happens, it would just blow zombies to iddy bitty pieces. People who don't have a zombie plan, we call them bait.

Trying to exterminate a entire group of people =/= "OH FUCK! I forgot the safety!"

Hi bulletmagnet.

A million deaths in a violent revolution > a couple of guards accidentally being shot in a revolution

A revolution with so few deaths they can be counted on your hands is remarkable.

There have been a couple revolutions with almost no deaths, but they are rare and far between.

*creating sawblade projectile weaponry*

The majority of the bible is not family friendly. If it's necromorphs just remember cut off their limbs.

They killed a crap ton of people, not just religious people(if you cherry pick this sentence you just proved me right). However what I was getting at is not just religious folk are capable of killing people and people don't just go out and just happen to kill 17million people. Rationalizing...