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Sarlune, the best I can do on my end is offer some advice. Your mom needs to find a possible job soon, she should start looking up places that are hiring and that, etc. So that if it does get shut down she will be prepared for it.

If furries drew, "The creation of Adam", they would've given Adam a erection.

I've seen worse.

I just had a thought, if the bible says only god knows when the rapture is going to be, then predict that the rapture will be every day from now to infinity end of the world: solved.

Hey guys, I just got on Xbox, we're playing MW2. Anybody want to join the game? FinU103mt6U Btw who else follows Jesus on twitter? http://twitter.com/#!/jesus 10 hours ago, "It's not over 'til "I" say it's over."

Lol even Fa is making pranks about it- *from artist kadath*

It's the Trojan army!

And I started shaking the beehive off the bat. But seriously republicans suck cause if you have a government job you can just smell this coming a mile away, cause if they had their way even though we'd have no taxes we would have no public transportation, no governmental jobs other than a...

All right LET'S DO THIS!

*snorts all three* "Is this real life?"

Jesus can turn water into wine though.

Instead of, "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", they say, "Don't ask, don't tell".

Even better idea- Go to the restaurant wearing a star trek uniform, when it's a few seconds to rapture, when they hand you the check go, *pulls out communicator* "Scotty beam me up!" *raptured*

*edit* Damn, HK beat me to the joke.

Some people would actually use that as icing -_-

On the other hand some of the countries they exploited are still far behind and even though they were brought into the industrial revolution they are still poor and that. So yeah it may have brought them further technologically, but it fucked them up bad. Not to mention we were helping...

Ooh, I just had a thought! Order a massive order of food at a restaurant, keep eating until 6pm. Then don't have to pay the check.

I heard about this on the news and damn it's awesome.

Ow fuck man. Yet one of the reasons I despise the republicans, they call believe in "small government", but all they're really doing is firing people and making them lose their livelihoods.

Remember your old avatar everybody thought was dirty?