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I heard some of y'all have been talking about my pun explosion on LPW. lol. -1 -1

I'll make everyone's evening. I'm going to take a break and go eat some of the cake I made. It's a yellow cake with butter cream frosting. I'm going to get a cold glass of milk to go with it.

*Starts thinking of alligator jokes*

You don't like the term, "Tube Rat"? -1 -15

I could make another bad joke here, but I don't want to be excommunicated from the forum.

... but he kept it going. I was just defending myself.

I head you were reading a book. It was a spy novel... a real croak and dagger story.

I heard about the flooding down there in Brazil. The water was kneedeep! Kneedeep!

I want 12 double bacon cheeseburgers, 6 sides of fries, and diet Coke. I'm trying to watch my weight. -1 -12

Don't have a melt down. lol

I'll be good. *crosses fingers behind his back*

Now you know why I don't drink coffee. Can you imagine how bad I would be if I did?

mrffsdklafurf. *spits out corks* Not cool! ;)

<_^

*WINS!*

But I was just getting to the ribbeting frog jokes.

I know you are from Brazil, but I also heard that you were a tad-Polish.

I can't eat frog legs. The make me feel jumpy.

Meat noodle? wow *facepaws* -1 -5 *Baps the bubble*

I toad you I was good at this.