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*Looks at you and goes back to sleep* You're safe. I don't eat junk food and it's too hard getting blood stains out of the sheets.

You push the botton and nothing happens for several seconds. You push it again, and again nothing happens. You get angry and push it many, many more times. A voice says, "Buffering". A mallet appears over you and begins smacking you once for each time you pushed the button.

Not for me. * Rubs paws together*

Ah! Tofu with a glass of soy milk? I'm in heaven!

Bicycle delivery guy in New York City.

Arrested for filing down those fine saberteeth I gave him.

Wake up. How many hours a day do you sleep?

Be passionate about what you are writing about. Get inside the heads of your characters.

That's the beauty of being a predator. You eat somthing and there's less competition for what's left. -1 -15

YOU'RE still here... *Looks in your direction*:cool:

I'm still hungry. That bologna and cheese sandwich must have evaporated on the way down to my stomach. -1 -13

I'm hungry. If only I had some beef... *looks in your direction* ;)

I'm hungry again. No matter what I eat, this always happens a few hours later. I don't think there's any cure for this condition. -1 -11

Go get a fox. They'll lick anything. -1 -10

I'm a predator... what can I say?

I heard that @A Minty cheetah was looking to get melted. -1 -9

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Arrested for slow driving on the interstate.