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I want my damn snow. It was there and someone took it! GIVE IT BACK!!

Nah, they just LOVE big, gaping, sloppy holes, STD's and AIDS. Or they think they're too noble to grab their own dick.

You could play with other bodyparts too, you know ;)

Hehe, there's no moral reason for me in that. I'm just antisocial and apprehensive towards physical contact, and I doubt I could do it with an accidental person... or animal. So it would have to be someone emotionally close. Plus, STD and accidental pregnacies. Do not want.

Because you like straighjackets. Renard likes them too....

Yeah, and I mean what I said, I don't want to screw anything I can't talk with before and after, which means a sentient, sapient, conscious, sane and willing being. Well, and a female obviously.

... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm not talking to you anymore O_o

Supressed libido, I guess. But in all seriousness, I wouldn't screw an animal...

nah, but then nice men in the white coats would take you to the funny farm. You wouldn't have to care about a thing there >.>

If it was intelligent... >.> I wouldn't want to screw anything I couldn't talk with before and afterwards...

Who said 'help'... ;)

Those two sentences... They kinda conflict with eachother XD

Not even a twitch. Why the hell would I want to be part animal? Being attracted to such, that's another story, but you weren't talking about that ;)

Should I call the nice men in white coats again? I know you don't like their little pointy sticks with that funny water, but it's for your own good.

Should I get the scalpel then? ;) And will you bite them of one by one, or both at once?

How can you be so sure? ;)

It depends if it's sucessfull. If he intended it as such, I think it was this time... I don't really have the brainpower today to play along >.<

What you have here. A guy thinking that he's not a human doing silly shit and wondering why other people find it hilarious.

...I'm not sure if you really missed the joke, or if you're counter-trolling me...

OHAI, you called?