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Drink a gallon of cough syrup, then post. But seriously. Warm broth, a salt water gargle, and tea with honey all help. It's all about loosening the mucous, and keeping your airways open. That, some nasal spray, and a couple of benadryl, you'll be good to go. But cough syrup. Do it, you...

They would probably go huh? And then, they would turn their attention right back to whatever alcoholic drink they have at the moment.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this... http://www.fleshlight.com [NSFW] Besides, this thing is way better than a woman could ever be. It doesn't talk back, it doesn't say no, it doesn't ask if it's butt looks big, and when you get tired of it, you can throw that bitch back in the kitchen...

One is a common forest animal, the other is weeaboo bullshit.

No. You guys suck marginally less.

Meh, it was more the fact that I could whip my ID out and tell that bitch at the store to bag up my King Cobra, instead of having some faggot friend buy it for me.

Macedonia still exists as a country? Damn, I totally forgot about it. Take that Roman Empire.

I meant about gay bars, not advanced age. Being 18 is pretty cool, but wait till you're 21! Then, the debauchery can begin anew.

Buffalo steak?

Yay! I'm voting for Brad Esposito! Fuck Ron Paul.

This thread is pretty much proof that all people from Hawaii are genetically retarded. What the fuck was this even about? I'd be willing to bet that she thinks she's fat, and tried to wear a bikini to the beach, and was jeered at for being a fatty fatty fat fat, and came home to post about how...

Enjoy your extreme disappointment.

I facepalmed at OVER 9000 Miles Per Hour. Tl;dr, fat kid has no friends or writing skills, and needs to attend grammar class. /thread.

I'll hug a dragon, with OVER 9000 CROWBARS!!

Survival of the Fittest. Darwin, where art thou when we need thee the most.

Hulk Holegan ruins everything.

Accidentally it... You want million dollah?

Not Sure Where this should go(Should I An Hero?)

Dive in man. I'll be right behind ya.

I hear ya man. I have all but lost my drive to write stories. And I haven't watched T.V in literally months, not even in the break room at work. I just ignore it. I don't get the depression thing(as in contract it) but I think the best thing to do would be to do something that you know you...