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*pours RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION down the barrel* *it turns into a rat and scurries away*

*turns it around, stuffs it in handle first*

*stuffs warhammer in shotgun barrel*

Despite what your mad scientist instincts may have lead you to believe, it is not lawful for you to do things like drug and chemical tests on people without their consent and without a warrant. I’m going to have to intervene. *interposes self between Ssaannttoo and Ben909*

*slices cables* He’s not wrong, @ben909. Do you have a search warrant of some sort?

The only way to sober up is to wait. That’s what the royal carriage driving manual says, at least.

Wait... plants emit oxygen as waste and need carbon dioxide for energy production... mammals are the reverse... would Lefeons not even need air (or, at least, in much lower quantities), as they can provide for both things that air gives?

Forsooth! We knights are experts at percussive maintenance! *hits toast with warhammer lightly, and steadily harder until it decides to work*

(RL: just managed to navigate a 2 hour bus-ride on short notice, so that’s lit) *smashes door open* Behold! I hath arrived! Dishonorable evildoers and/or quest-related objects/characters beware!

...I’m going to put my money on “you like it” and not. I mean, I didn’t like it, but you know, people are different. Vividly.

*looks revolted* I, I can’t tell if you’re trying to reverse psychology me into not tickling you as a form of vengeance, or if you actually enjoy it...

*shudders* That poor rat.

283x2

Five hundred and sixty two.

@Zenith the Mew, it tickles me that both of our pfps are “Pokemon wielding swords”, and yet their tones couldn’t be different. *shield bashes*

* *shields*

*shields*

IT’S OVER 5000

“Celestial mead Restores 2 shanks and gives protection against undead for 2 minutes Hot chocolate Restores 2 shanks and gives protection from cold for 2 minutes Marshmallows can be added to restore an additional shank” I guess it depends on what you’re going for. *can’t have hot chocolate...

I tried to wait for TR273. All y’all just couldn’t control yourselves.