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Where were you ten minutes ago when the fire alarm went off? +1 -4

*lifts furniture above water, freezes water, sets up new courtroom on ice sheet* +1

No, I’m mocking the ludicrousness of Ace Attorney attorneys and cases. I could see this actually happening in game lol *recoils dramatically* NO! I call Ssaannttoo to the stand! +1 -7

You cannot dismiss my case out of hand for sheer ridiculousness! Ace Attorney has featured much more ridiculous cases than this! As for your claim this no one did it... do you have any evidence? +1 8

*descending pitch “disappointed” sound effect* What? No, I’m accusing you of perjury!

A what?

Feesh!

OBJECTION You claimed not to know a “Ms. Von Karma”... *table slam* And yet you just made reference to her distinctive voice pattern!

Very well! I accuse YOU of pulling the fire alarm fraudulently! I call you to the stand! Where were you 5 minutes ago when the fire alarm was ringing?

Ah ha! Zvarii! Who is who isn’t clear in this courtroom! We can’t possibly come to a verdict if we don’t know exactly who or what is being convicted or tried! I move to have this entire case thrown out of court! *jury muttering* *judge gavel slam*

*recoils dramatically* *music stops* *re-examines profiles* Ms. Von Karma?

*taps forehead and smirks* This place can become anything... But that doesn’t mean it should! If it became things at random willy-nilly, there would be no order and no opportunity for casual role play! It would be chaos! That’s why the government saw fit to enact laws on what PvP could and...

Well... Court terraformation is illegal under Lesser Mouseland law section 4639 subsection x theta! Your entire case is invalid!

Not significant enough. I’m waiting for a random number between 5 and 10 ahead (so that you can’t game the system and let yourself fall just enough behind that I help you)

*finds multiple humming purple shrubs* *takes them all and returns, only to find a round going on* I shall wait and see who pulls ahead before joining this round.

That boy ain’t right...

Ahh, the disturbance in the chivalric force is rectified. *resumes searching, at ease*

(Go for it!)

*suddenly rises from shrub examination* Something’s wrong. I can sense it.

*searches forest*