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Depends. Scholars have debated for ages about whether cutting the Gordian Knot was a dishonorable move breaking the letter of the law, or a brilliant, outside the box solution. I’ll be honest: I’m not sure. Though I won’t personally utilize one for risk of pissing off Ravofox... *senses...

0_0 Okay!! *runs* *stops in the woods, panting* Great. Now I’m looking for a shrub speaking a language I do not know, nor can I research. ...Which is an obscure lead! Exactly what i came for! I am a master quester. *searches for purple shrubbery in general*

Rake...juh...vick... how do you spell that?

How can you laugh at such a fate... not that it wasn’t deserved, but still. When I commit righteous vengeance, I try to be a little less... well... *nods* My sentiments exactly. @Ravofox, what kind of shrubbery dost thou require?

I’m, er, not hungry... *still sick after seeing Weirdo’s fate* Some guy went all Obi-Wan-Kenobi and got cruelly and unusually punished for it. N-not that there’s anything wrong with that! *whispers* when witches say “shrubbery”, do they have some strange double meaning that only wielders of...

No, the quest is for you! I’ll post your bail as soon as an eternity as a Taco Bell waste depository is out of the question.

Let me finish this quest, lest I be smitten with some evil curse for disregarding the witches!

It wasn’t a poem, it was a song!

I had an adoptive son named Ssaannttoo Who disrespected me, trying to be my foe He thought he was the smartest guy around But I found out last Wednesday They locked up Ssaannttoo on Tuesday They’ve got him in the jailhouse way down south He’s in the jailhouse now

... I’m... unfamiliar with gardening, but that sounds... doable... It’s not, like, a super-cursed shrubbery, right? 0_0 *decides never to return, if possible* *also realizes there is some sense of justice even among those I despise* *ponders potential failings of moral code* No, I meant...

(I was unaware. You learn something every day!)

(I realized that and then edited lol)

(Y’all can let me be absent for 5000, it’s 9001 I don’t wanna miss!)

Is... is Witch Hazel supposed to be funny? Not even trying to avoid jar-dom, I legitimately don’t get it, sorry. We Knights aren’t super big on humor... *waltzes up to @Ravofox* Greetings. monsieur. Hast thou any information on a strange object that might devolve Pokemon? I can pay in gold...

I’m in this comic and I don’t like it https://existentialcomics.com/comic/9

(Fair, but that doesn’t make it not-canon)

(It’s in TCG, at least.)

W—R—E—N—C—H. Emphasis on the “R”. *resists urge to use as example of humility* (Can I take a second to say “Holy sh*t your description is good”?) *glares at doubters* Association and frequent utilization are two different things! That was a— *inhales to shout “NO TOUCHEY”* *notices odd looks*...

No I mean the reason the puns hit close to home isn't my fau—oh never mind I was under the impression I was exceedingly against the mainstream. Eh. *shrugs* No, I’m intentionally missing the point more. You said I couldn’t. *ponders* *ponders more* I cannot deny the merit of your words but...

You could... just... not be a witch? Again, as if you cared. The niceness of the clock is entirely irrelevant!! bruh *raises eyebrow* Is that some sort of pun? I’m not getting it. Like, maybe if my name was Edgeworth it would’ve made sense, but like, what? In the grand scheme of things, one...