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(Don’t apologize, real life always takes precedence.)

(Sayonara! Good luck with whatever you’re going to do!)

Look, puns based on species hit a little too close to home, okay? I’m sorry, I get it’s a flaw, I’m working on it. The least y’all could do would be to try to avoid pushing my buttons every day! BS. If you were interested in my health, you wouldn’t have blasted or threatened me. And your...

Ooooor you’re a lying scoundrel who isn’t to be believed. Nobody else has questioned my humility. And the puns are just cruel, given the context! Ooh, how rude of me, expecting you to attack me when you’ve already done so. I’ve affronted your well-regarded honor! How dare I! Hypocrisy and...

*is blissfully unaware of the quest, as I’m on my own quest* (Gtg for about half an hour)

I told you because you claimed I wasn’t. There’s an obvious need there! *raises shield for an “I surrender suckers” gambit* https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ISurrenderSuckers You literally just TFed me! Yeah, but my “remorse-o-meter” is still reading 0, so I’m not exactly concerned...

*record needle scratch interrupts questing music* *slices root* I’m quite humble. I’d explain why that’s the case, but then I wouldn’t be humble. If I had any reason to believe naught but lies flowed from thy lips, I’d ask about this Sir Bralor, but for now, leave me be lest I decide my honor...

*glares* *relaxes* At least you didn’t make a cold pun. :) I’m off (for real this time)! *quests*

*shakes left and right* *falls over (on my milk container, which shatters)* *grandfather clock status effect lifted* *clutches glowing holy cross* Fie upon thee and thy treacherous ways! You claim to make a genuine inquiry about my health and then run roughshod over it with another TF! You only...

*purses lips* *tries not to glare* “Bald ape” is a tad derogatory, but I suppose technically accurate in terms of appearance only. Yes. My leg is also fine. You need not concern yourself with a facade of caring for my well-being. Pray tell, hast thou heard rumors of de-evolution spray in your...

Ahh, she seems like a good dispenser of plot hooks. Likely fraudulent plot hooks, but where’s the fun in succeeding immediately? Quests don’t just succeed off the bat. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouCantThwartStageOne *approaches witch*

You might not think so now, but I suspect, when you’ve recovered, you may feel differently. Yeah, I know it’s far fetched and difficult, that’s how quests work. Nobody tells of the quest to purchase a gallon of milk. *exits (dramatically)*

I’m off, in search for de-evolution spray! *kicks door open dramatically and poses, cape fluttering in the new wind” And I won’t return until I’m successful!

No, a few days ago. Still long after his descent into... this. You were never something to be used. How useful were you? You were but a child. And I did start to train you, it’s not something that can be done in a day. And I wanted to see you evolve! I tried to follow you! ... Mayhaps I can...

... I take your silence as a no. I’m sorry it came to this. I should’ve took you as a son sooner. My delay has indirectly led to your suffering now, and I’m... quite remorseful. I’ll do my damndest to make it right.

*covers face in shame* You ready to come out and talk about this?

“No man of woman born” suddenly holds a lot less weight, eh?

*notices Ben’s reaction* I mean, I’m not like, really mad any more, time cures all wounds... but... you know...

You trust Ben? Does my current species not indicate why that might be a tad extreme?

Witches? I look forward to the unique combat! As for leeches... yeah, that’s unpleasant, I’ll admit.