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"The wild" ... whatever that smells like

*whines about too much sunlight*

612: Stayed on twitter for more than 30 seconds

Well Lucifer here can provide just that, just watch out for the claws! *kitty screeches* I wish for some text in italics

610: Going out for a breath of fresh air... while working at the International Space station

Is an enemy of the liquid state

*sniffs* you smell like Doritos and milk - wait, that's what I had for breakfast

This one simple strategy makes you super swole!!!!!!! Doctors hate it!!!!!!!

Not a live one, no Never had I felt the hornies at 3am in the morning

I have never seen this movie I've lived in a cube my whole life Never had I ever broken an electronic device over something trivial

But the void is so comforting ... like a banana slurpee

Because we're packed like sardines so I enjoy the dramatic irony But why would you move to Jupiter?

I thought you enjoyed the documentary about the life of William Howard Taft :( Why did you tell me your favorite person was William Howard Taft?

Because X stole Y and [redacted] committed treason against the Belarusians by assassinating C E N S O R E D at location (classified) But why would you steal "Y" and commit treason against the Belarusians by assassinating C E N S O R E D at location (classified) ?

Is living in the deep void of space

I would gladly trade my mortal coil for the sweet taste of sugar Never have I ever recorded a cover album for "Bring me to Life"

... y-yes :oops:

Because I've got a lot of dough $$ Why would you bomb Murmansk?

I accidentally farted into it But why would you choose Elvis Impersonator as a career?

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