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Once took out a den of international terrorists with only a banana and a can of pringles

Not that I'm aware of. Never Have I ever Broke down into tears because my wafflemaker made a pancake

I meant the cleaning appliance lol but that works squeegee - Bing images

Because I was told to by the Ghost of Elvis. On the bright side, I got a cool new jacket! But why would you blow up a Russian nuclear submarine New York Harbor while singing "Toxic" by Brittney Spears?

Coal and freshly burnt marshmallows

Your superhero suit is made from molten lava. Wait, you aren't immune to lava? Oops I wish for sports

Hope you like asparagus mint. Also it's kinda smooshed I sat on it driving over so I hope that's okay with you... and it might be a bit burnt caused I baked it myself I wish for a bitcoin

What's that? ( Of course I've never tried it ) Never have I ever squeegeed

Granted! It will be performed by my tongue I wish I had a million-dollars-a-day trust fund

<Murichurado watches the crowds, including the wolf, disappear into the dance floor.> Oh crap, not this place again. I hate dancing. And loud noises. <He groans before making his way to the entrance. Popping his head in, he can see the wolf is for the most part alone, except a few clubbers...

All righty then, Lemme try to continue. <Murichumado stood there awkwardly, trying to understand the waves of events that had just occurred. Somehow he had found himself back in the dance hall, and the cat had jaunted off somewhere spinning like a top. Now he was all alone except for a random...

Has a fondness for building skyscrapers out of Legos

It's team Rocket's Meowth, who somehow found himself in the real world... I wish that I was motivated to get things done

Has a secret fondness for country music

plays American football

Lol where are my characters exactly? I'm a bit lost

Mice, Jamaican rum, and the carburetor of an '89 Pinto

Is responsible for 75% of the economy of Argentina

You are now priced at $0.00! Congratulations! I wish for a doughnut

Knows the hidden location of Atlantis