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Banned for breaking the secret rule that you could have never known about

Meet Beezelrod, the constantly beeping robot. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*...

The button teleports you to your missing sock

You wrote a loving tune about hedgehogs that got nixed right before it hit the radio because it wasn't family friendly

I would've got to bed early and had a great night's sleep but then I saw your post and had to reply. So now I'm staying up about an hour too late lol I wish I'd gotten to bed early

All right, cake! It'll go amazing with the vast sums of booze I can now drink legally

Oh no I'm turning 21 this year on the 16th of March. And it's all my fault lol cause I forgot to tell FA it was my bday until it was too late so you're forgiven lol. Thanks for the birthday hugs though lol :D

The button erases every fifth word you've ever written

Socky! There you are! The button gives you mastery of an element

Your bug-eyed expression gives me the creeps

Banned for expressing an opinion

And they don't smell as nice as you think they do.

The button gives you a zesty Reggae accent

Is from the planet Jupiter

Granted. You go to bed at a reasonable hour... for the time zone at the opposite end of the Earth from your current location. I wish that somebody would wish me a happy birthday cause it was on the 16th lol

Then their leader Archibald said...

* Gives you a pile of Lima beans * Now you have to eat them all... I wish that Toys R' Us was still here

collapsed in a pile of

You get a new paddle, of the canoe variety I wish for someone to wish me a happy Pi day before it's too late

* Gets crabby *