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Axolotl

And ascend the throne of

You're one to talk. I bet you walk home from Costco with dump-truck size bags of marshmallows

<Murichurado skims over the crowd, in particular the wolf he's been looking for. He's chumming it up with that weird cat who runs this place. To his surprise, a pang of jealousy washes over his chest. Of course this version of him is the social butterfly. Why can't he make friends that easily...

< Murichumado watches with a keen interest, chomping down on one of the cookies. It's quite an amusing affair. Then the cat appeared to eat some cheese that was on fire. > What the hell? Is that fire real? <He sniffs, the pungent odor of smoke fills his nostrils.> Yep, definitely real. That...

Koi

I'll do it later

they will burn for eternity

Lol I literally just came back from there

who ate his tasty cupcakes

You enjoy sucking the souls out of Walmart shoppers

The horror! You were part of the editing team that faked the moon landing

*Announces you must all follow my new religion or be heathens cast into THE DEPTHS OF HADES * ELVIS WILL DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS IN THE GREAT JUDGEMENT WORSHIP HIM OR PERISH

Kiwi

You have a secret craving for pickled pineapples

537: Died of natural causes at an old age (They can't all be bad )

Banned for wasting food

487: Knowing the hidden whereabouts of Elvis

before time runs out or

I WILL NEVER RENOUNCE THE POWER OF THE CUBE THE SUN WILL BLIND YOU; ONLY IN THE CUBE WILL YOU FIND THE COMFORT OF DARKNESS SURRENDER TO THE VOID AND FIND SALVATION