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Cube conquers all ... if I ever crawl out from under it

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Inside potato

Banned for sticking your tongue out at me :(

How'd you know I was in the illuminati? You must be a member yourself! What's the secret password?

Waking up to find a sentient army of waffles playing poker on your kitchen floor while " Rasputin " plays energetically in the background

Granted! Now just watch this 5 hour long video tutorial, put in hours and hours of practice, and you're good to go! I wish I had the power to control minds

Woah, is that him? < He hides behind a wall and squints in their general direction, unaware of just how obvious he looks. Unaware of the weird stares he's getting, he tiptoes behind a decoration and peeks out from behind it. That cat, Mambi was it- was talking to the wolf he saw earlier, the...

What does he mean, "deja vu?" Does he have a weird fetish for abducting people from bathrooms? < He pushes that thought outside and turns his attention to the device.> All right... should be easy enough <Murichumado thinks, scrolling through the outfits. > I need something that's not too...

*tries to hug ants without squishing them* Granted, your ice cream flavor is Gingko Me Tabasco I wish that all my classes for tomorrow get canceled

You plan to kidnap the Queen of England and force her to give you the secret to immortality

Magic 8 balls

There's a rumor that you plan to control all carpets of the world and have them fight humanity

* Cries in almost midnight * Your worst fear is crawly caterpillars in your mattress

The button makes you horn... y

Staying awake

You are Elvis, who's definitely still alive

You're banned for calling yourself Foxy but having a frog as your profile picture

Oops 0-o Your wish is granted, you now look as good as that ... walrus over there. Say hi, Freddy! *Happy Walrus noises* I wish I was the most popular, well liked person on Earth

What the flying hell? < Murichumado thinks to himself as he watches the water collect in a floating ball above him. His thick coat is now completely dry, a feat that would normally take hours with a towel. He barely hears the cat continue to talk, mesmerized as the ball floats over to a...