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<Murichurado's heart pounds in his chest. What the hell is happening? The wolf, a parallel version of himself, no less, is currently at the same spot he tumbled into this dreamlike world himself. Should he talk to him? A stupid look of concentration masks his face as he becomes lost in the...

#466: Trying to squeegee your monkey

Deviled eggs - with a real devil!

Granted! You're now being paid $20 an hour as a test subject for a pepper spray company

Granted! The doubloon is the average size of a male African Elephant I wish that the Tennessee Titans will win the 2021-2022 American football Super bowl.

EMBRACE THE CUBE THE VOID IS YOUR FRIEND

462: riding down a bannister made out of razor blades

< Murichumado was just taking a shower. Nothing exciting about that, right? Well, that's what the anthropomorphic wolf was thinking as he lathered behind his fuzzy ears with globs of shampoo, the lather running down his back and off his long bushy tail. Well, that and the upcoming term paper due...

( unblurs genitals *just kidding lol*) What the hell? <Murichurado stands in the foyer adjacent to the door, heart pounding in his chest. Conflicting thoughts rushed through his brain. He'd always daydreamed that the animal version of himself would be a majestic wolf or lion, but with...

Granted, but it's shaken, not stirred I wish for a lifetime supply of Doritos Cool Ranch

You're afraid of getting a thorn stuck in your butt paw

Granted, but the blanket is a cube that traps you inside I wish that a Ferrari was in my driveway

*puts controversial image as profile picture*

Granted, but they're several days old and we're out of syrup I wish I could pass my midterm today

Banned for not including me in the antics at the pvp thread last night

The button transfers all of your debt to a random person

I might need to use your tail as a tissue *inhales*

Granted! *steals your fox hoodie* I'm ssaannttoo now I wish I could draw hands

Mopeds

(That's from marvel, right? The Earth where all the marvel movies happen? Or am I just stupid) < Murichurado is amazed as he pans around the world, finding it surprisingly similar to his own. He half expected it to be some futuristic society with flying cars and vaccines for cancer, but is...