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Mmm. I've basically been living off of ramen again while I'm at work. I can get a weeks worth of lunches for a few dollars. Everyone makes fun of me, but I'm not the one sitting there after lunch complaining they didn't have food.

*Wacks over head with it* Thankfully for you my spells aren't all that effective on the living.

Like distrust and vile nightshade.

Oh no. Not okay with this. Not okay with this at all. Someone bring me my Grimoire.

IS MEEEEE~~! They get me through the drudge of the day. I prediiiiict....someone that KNEW I was a ferret.

Whelp. I bite your back and start singing to the Macarena.

*stares blankly* Now that is how you behave. You can be annoying without being aggravating, and obnoxious without being insulting. Good job my man.

*dookdook*

...you sure did upgrade your ios while plugged in between 1-5am there Siri.

You’re welcome. I predict someone just trying to have fun without a headache kicking in.

Tart I dunno. Good question.

I’m calling the police.

6ish. They’re cute and all but little monsters. You didn’t see that I forgot to ask a question did you??

Okay buddy this is a safe spot before everything explodes. Have some cookies and know someone would miss you if you poofed.

@Leo Whitepaw loving the new avatar darling. @Some Moron Hey there’s this guy running about that seems to think he can take your title of most moronic away. Do me a favor and tear this dude apart. I will in exchange temporarily allow you the win.

“Yeeeees?”

Just because I have been watching active derailing attempts. No. It is me. I predict a friend to step in.

...these numbers appear to be nonsensical. I’m willing to test, should more explanation be given and fewer variables be present. What do you do for a living?

Why is everyone fighting? Also i don’t know where my wife is can someone help?!

As long as it’s dark chocolate! Dairy isn’t too good for anyone though. So in moderation. Is it better to go off of savings while trying to find a new job or push through being miserable while searching?