I see... everyone left when I came in so I would have to clean up all the loose fur. Thanksabunch, Furs! *Gets out the vacuum and starts cleaning the room*
The movie is Army of Darkness. It has Bruce Campbell in it. It isn't a horror movie. It's a really campy movie that kind of reminds me of Young Frankenstein. It's full of puns and great one-liners. You really should see it. it's like a cult film.
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I don't like ketchup on my fries. It makes them soggy. Sometimes I go to Arby's and get the horseradish sauce and use that to dip my fries in. Mmmmm.
Just remember... Cthulhu loves you... with ketchup and a side of fries.
We were playing in a campaign once and my character was being chased up a hillside that ultimately lead to a cliff. Upon reaching the top, I turned and used my magic sword to generate a cloud of poison gas directed towards the hoard of orcs headed my way. My sword would produce whatever gas I...
I once wrote an epitaph about this.
When I have died and left this world,
Do not cry and sniff,
Think of me way down in hell,
Looking for trolls to yiff.
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