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*jump slashes, aiming for decapitation number 2*

I’ve never utilized a fuse. *crosses arms and grins, as though that settled everything*

*stops* *glares* You dare insult my— ... Now’s not the time. We can talk when you’re sober. *swallows pride and exits*

*quietly exits the room* You’re so aloof, you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached. Oh wait

*thanks Espeon for consistently helping me and my son when we get drugged* *purses lips* I, uh, don’t mean to dampen your mood, but when was this?

Oh, is this some sort of rap battle now? Yo mama is so dishonorable, I can’t even finish this roast without violating my chivalric oaths. Natural consequences of pumping your body full of toxic chemicals. *grins* Suck it up. HA ha! Puns don’t feel as good to be on the receiving end, eh?

I am not hot-headed. I keep my cool—I mean, maintain my calm demeanor consistently. Unless provoked repeatedly.

Aw, fuk. *erases “Pay for Raise Dead for Lenago” from the to do list* Stop calling me cute.

Heh. That’ll teach em. *adds “pay for a Raise Dead for Lenago” to the to do list*

Not so CUTE *slash* anymore, when I’m wielding INSTANT *cleave* DEATH *facepalms* I was under the impression you were under the impression you were his father.

*rubs forehead and reads* *visible disgust* People pay for this? Excuse me? Did you just say “You challenge me to a duel”? Very well, I accept. En guarde! *jump slashes*

Believe it or not, I sympathize with you here. I too am often called cute despite being obviously not cute in the slightest. Small consolation, I know, but at least we can relate on one level. No, you don’t even know what they do. Read a chemistry book first, then we’ll talk.

If it would make you feel better, I could attend to make sure he doesn’t try anything funny. This is basically the equivalent of a doctor’s appointment, no?

PvP has long since forced me to go around nearly 24/7 with my armor.

*has armor, is immune*

Good job, son! You have a home? Is it better than my hovel? *follows*

NO TOUCHEY

*glances at phone* Are you doing one of those hash brown thingies? Like “hashbrown: good art” or “hashbrown: Star Wars”?

I’ll take that as a yes. Cmon, let’s find a cliff to badassly stand on while we declare our questing intent!