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*glares*

*twitches* *tries not to smile* *glares* An unfortunate side effect of this being the only form I know I can take that has innate magical prowess. I assure you, I’m not enjoying this. It’s 100% revenge-oriented. https://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/predators-and-prey.1649901/post-6891248

A deep, platonic, physically distanced bond! Don’t snuggle me, I might start to *shudder* enjoy it... You can stay on the shoulder.

In... a... way? I shall certainly call upon your aid— I’m not a witch! My magic is borrowed and shall be abandoned upon successful vengeance! Besides, what does that have to do with violating the most sacred rule of “no touchey”?

*flinches* Get off! “Soft” is not an appropriate adjective with which I’m to be described! No touchey!

*winces* Careful, Lenago’s got my good armor so I’m slightly more vulnerable to physical interactions!

*glares* This is strictly to better channel magical energy, and strictly temporary. Also I’d hoped it would make for a good surprise attack, but evidently you saw right through it.

*hushed whispers* Do you recall when I was called to have a duel of magical prowess, and I left that evening? I knew I had little to no magic myself, BUT Tr273 gave me good insight: one doesn’t have to train for centuries if one utilizes pre-packaged magical tomes. So I returned to the mainland...

Yech. *shakes dribble off paw and makes “shhh” gesture*

*covers your mouth and pulls you aside* Shhhh... I’m waiting for @lenago...

*goes wide-eyed* *runs faster* (Cause it would be funnier if you were using the sacred jesus cloth to cover your sensitive bits, than just a fancy table cloth.) (No, why you didn’t like church. GTG for now)

Long story, one which I will gladly relay after I get some proper clothing— (Might I ask why?) YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME *flees PvP denizen horde*

... this is the worst dilemma of my entire life DON’T PEAK AT ME Oh thank God i hope whatever shattered wasn’t too valuable *exits, covered from the waist down* I’m sure God will forgive this disrespect to his holy... cloth... thing...

*shrieks* GET OUT

Depends on my mood and/or diet at the time. Typically dark chocolate for a more enjoyable/intense experience. Would you rather have a coupon for 10 free 200 mile flights, or 5 free 400 mile flights?

*locks stall door* Go get me some clothing! Or maybe a bedsheet or something! Any covering!

*is hiding nude in local church bathroom* *but if I were here I would definitely rant about “letter of the law versus spirit”*

Okay, I think we’ve established that this batch of holy water is evidently defective. I should switch clerics. *thinks* Yknow, tbch, maybe for like a vacation at some point? Tell you what, if PvP stops needing its friendly neighborhood Knight for a few days straight, sure. AHHH *covers nether...

*aims at evil voodoo doll*

*examines sarcastically* Nifty, but mine were a better shade of rat-paw. *troll face*