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Oh, I dunno, undo the damage the drugs likely caused, stop hating everyone, get another shot at evolving into the Eeveelution of your choice, get your ear back, spend some time with your old man, discover interesting and potentially valuable artifacts on the way, allow me to not challenge you to...

*frowns* I’m sorry you feel that way. Now come with me, we’re going to undo what I indirectly wrought.

Drink this, you’ll feel better. *shoves potion in your hands* I have some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS and milk, if you want a really obscure way of getting your ear back. I did it with my leg once. But if we devolve you instead, the problem will be solved anyways, soooo... I’m sorry I’m not to...

*offers healing potion* I assumed I’d have to force you with me, what with your surly attitude!

0_0 That wasn’t supposed to happen... TFs fix wounds though, so, uh, we’ll be fine! *runs*

Come forth, our first stop is the library. Ancient artifacts such as these often have info found in books. *drags you by the ears*

First, Second, please stop attacking my sanity, I’m quite sane I assure you. Third, okay. *drops you*

OOF Okay, get off me, then we’re gonna fix... this. *gestures to you* I left you unattended and you evolved, maybe I can fix it by undoing it and keeping a better eye on you. Whaddaya think?

*prepares to catch you*

*axes tree* *adds 6 acacia logs to my inventory* *hears you* ...might wanna get down, the tree leaves are gonna de spawn soon.

*sniffs around* The smokey residue is somewhere... around... here. *stands below your tree, looks around* He’s not moving. Guess I’ll go treeing for a bit while I wait. *reveals axe* *strikes tree*

*runs past* *stops* *sniffs* Wow, this whole “scent” thing is really useful! *doubles back*

*pursues, clanking*

*thinks* *follows at a distance* *brandishes holy cross* Begone, specter, or I shalt banish you back to the nether realms!

*pursues, stands in front of you* Come on, talk to me. What kind of Knight would I be if I didn’t make restitution for my wrongs? What’s wrong?

*blocks can with a “clang”* *follows* Is it because I missed your evolution? Is that like, the Pokemon equivalent of your baseball games?

Child’s birthday. Not because I feel better about it, but because I’m more likely to botch the heist. Would you rather have an extra hour in the day to do whatever you want, or an extra two hours in the day which you can only use on doing whatever your job is?

What do you mean, “whatever”? Your future pain is hardly a “whatever”ing matter! What did I do wrong here...

No, that’s what I’m trying to explain, you don’t want to! It might feel like you do, to your poor drug addled senses, but you really don’t! I’m not trying to withhold good things from you, I’m trying to spare you the pain of drug abuse! (Dismissively? Exasperatedly?)

Well too bad. You pointed out my neglect, so now I’m going to rectify it. Smoke based drugs? You’re a grass type, they’re gonna mess you up like, twice as much as normal ones! And the pleasure they provide is fake and fleeting. You’re shooting yourself in the foot. It pains me to see you do...