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*debates whether it’s my surrogate fatherly duty to examine the results, or if I should respect ssaannttoo’s privacy and try to destroy the illegally obtained data*

I try not to. Tis the nature of conservatism and chivalry to remain a stalwart against the ages. But I’m always open to being wrong.

Well, I do have the monopoly on “cool”ness... *troll face* In all seriousness, my ego is irrelevant. All that matters is the truth. And the truth is that, in language, there aren’t leafy metaphors (yet). If you are correct about something, I will acknowledge as such.

Oh, you sound like you know an awful lot about the nature of argumentativeness! Would you please inform me, ignorant as I am? What is argumentativeness?

Well that’s just a literally leafy finger, not a metaphorically icy stare. You can have literally leafy body parts, that makes sense.

A “leafy glare” is not a thing! There are fiery glares and icy glares, but no leafys!

*chugs “Protection from Sensory Damage” potion* (And with that I’m going to bed! I’ve got an interview with Harvard tomorrow so wish me luck!)

Begone, specter of torment! *brandishes holy cross*

(Gtg for now, unfortuantely)

There was no wedding! I wasn’t in a legally sound state of mind to make binding decisions!

*grins* I believe any real wedding includes “till death do you part”? If we were married, we aren’t now!

Meta and principles. Oil and water. And greetings! It’s been a while.

(Huh, cool. Letter of the law versus spirit lol)

*has crossbow* *is suspicious*

Not to ye, but I may consider arming myself.

I give up. My chivalry is unimpeachable, even if everyone in PvP slanders it. I did not enjoy any second of my time as a Braixen and there is no arguing with that. So there. *ponders whether guns are dishonorable weapons or basically mini-crossbows*

No, no, that’s not what I meant and you know it.

*rolls eyes* Fine, whatever, your accusations that I would allow any, however legitimate, legal, and non-cross species, attraction influence any of my highly chivalrous behavior around females.

Your accusations that I’m a cross-species pervert attracted to foxes.

Take. That. Back.