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*scrapes nails against armor*

*breathes slowly* What... must I do... to convince you... of my perfect chivalrous chastity... I was unaware she was even armed, as that would require looking below the eyes!!

*resembles Calvin*

Don’t make me use Icy Wind.

Where’d the Hulk Guifrog that was angry at me go? Can I have him back?

*icy glare*

You know the (old) rules. I’m allowed to say cold puns. Chillax

*purses lips* So if I chill out... you won’t perceive me as cute.

What about it?? I seem to recall Guifrog initially recoiled in horror at my face. *smirks*

How is anger cute??

Now you’re just trolling me. Look at me. Armored Knight. Giant sword. Angry glare. What about this is even remotely in the realm of cute?!

Cute is a state of mind!! Not an appearance thing!! Even if I was in the form of something cute, I’m still far too dignified to actually succumb to it!

*stops in midair* *collapses in an armored heap on the ground* Damn straight. The nerve— the absurdity—how ridiculous— I never

(I should draw me jump attacking, now that I think about it)

*suspicious squint* I made it exceedingly clear that the potion was temporary and strictly to make it easier to defeat you. There was no alternative motives, be it appearance, floof, warmth, softne—nothing!

*purses lips* *stifles smile* *exhales erratically* Apologies, I must take my leave—

*looks up “hot” in pocket dictionary* For your own safety, you’d better have been referring to heat as measured by thermometers.

“Pirate”? How dare ye! I would never associate with such lowly sea scum! Pillagers and murderers! Thieves! My hat hath naught to do with them!