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*interposes shield between us* *attempts to kick you off* *misses* Curse these digitigrade legs! *smashes holy water bottle against you*

Very well. *draws sword* En guarde. *slices leaves in a bid to disarm you*

*winces, recoils, chugs “Protection from Slash Damage” potion* Okay, I’ve sustained many lacerations! Cease! I know my armored arms cannot give the hugs I see other parents give their children, but that doesn’t give you the right to attack me!

*furrows brow* Why not? Surely I can make appropriate restitution, somehow.

(Acceptable because https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameplayAndStorySegregation )

Gee, I wonder why I haven’t married yet— *gets smacked* *hits tree with a thud* Ahh—ow... okay, we’re even now, right?

I tried, not because I didn’t want to like you but because I didn’t know how to like you! I don’t do things like cuddles and emotions! I can’t afford to be vulnerable like that! My enemies will take any emotional weakness they can get and exploit it. If I show love for anything, it will be used...

Ssaannttoo. Do you recall when we discussed how people can make mistakes but can still recover and make things right?

*winces, covers ears* Well, non-jerks don’t typically commit ear assault upon meeting new people, sooo... That’s irrelevant, okay, listen. You’re. Not. My. Son. I don’t know why you loved me. I tried to reciprocate as best I could. In the heat of battle, I made an error which resulted in your...

*visible confusion* You’re Ssaannttoo right? Because it would be really embarrassing if I started like, revealing emotions to you or something and you were just some random jerk Lefeon.

*squints, straining ears* ...Ssaannttoo??

Fair enough. I give my own word, never yet broken. *flinches* Who’s that?

*returns fire with a glare* I’m coming, wether you like it or not. I give my Knightly word I won’t make trouble if you let me.

(YEEES) *sniffs* *gags* Oh God, we’re all animals— *follows* I won’t throw any fireballs, just let me talk to Ssaannttoo.

(Sounds like an epic revenge plot waiting to happen!)

I was human for 95% of my existence, paying attention to scents is new to me!

He stormed out the door, areas with doors are usually manufactured and don’t have dirt for footprints. And I haven’t learned how to track...

I honestly didn’t know! Let me heal him, where is he? I’m worried Ben will fry me if I pull anything... Honestly, thanks. *returns cape*

I was a little preoccupied with combat at the moment! I couldn’t think everything through!

I was aiming for Lenago! I thought that was how familiars worked! Fine, whatever, just get him back here, we need to talk. And I’m not hot headed