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Green cheese

Debt free?

*steals your data *

The button turns your car into a banana

Airline food

Anaconda ( It's a really long one)

*whips out math worksheet* Prepare to get solved

It's pleasantly dark

bold text

It summons Elton John to your doorstep

< Murichurado blushes, embarrassed. He awkwardly twiddles his fingers as he curses himself in his brain for his stupidity. He wonders if anyone else faced these difficulties upon their arrival. > Yes, I'm certain I don't need a memory re-calibration. <His face is flush with...

* You awaken to find yourself trapped inside the cool, comforting void of a shame cube. Two soulless eyes creepily stare at you through the blackness. When you move towards them, you find a hunched over figure curled up in the fetal position. He's silently chanting something as you approach. *...

*puts down every article I would have read if I'd learned how to read*

*cries*

Harpy Eagle

The button automatically changes the time to 6 am

You fear Elvis returning from the grave to slap you in the face while you sleep

< Once the feline leaves, Murichurado immeadiately heads towards the supply closet, eager to change out of his ridiculous garb. He spends several minutes swiping through the outfits before deciding on a comfortable t-shirt with a rainbow cat decal and pair of jeans. He picks out a cool pair of...

But I want to know what the fox says! *sad face*

[ states opinion and backs it up with "I read this in an article once that I can't remember the name of but am pretty sure exists" ]