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Lol I’ve barely been out of the country. Furry dragons or scaly dragons?

I can’t spank Jaberwocky! I must protect thr baby from the dangers of others while I continue to inflate pool toys for them.

Oh my there’s two shapeshifters in bed with me. I’m sorry guys I’m just fluid. Close as I get to shapeshifting. Though it would be fantastic if I could physically shift sexes. That be great.

Look

Grapes are

I have never. Never have I ever had 5 digits in my bank account available balance.

You’re there to make cameos and promote the new Assassin’s Creed by being in the costume whenever you appear.

Granted. But the genie took it from the local bank and the police are hunting down the local robber by tracking the serial numbers on the bills. OwO I wish for my skin to stop peeling.

Not unless you help dear sweet Jaberwocky with their floaties! *inflates big silly pool raft for the baby fox.*

Alrighty is everyone accounted for? Well then lets break out the drinks and get started with the food! *steals some pepsi for self*

Granted. Would be bullies simply escalated to full waking night terrors. I wish it wasn’t so hot. Like just a few degrees cooler. I don’t wanna be cold but it’s midnight and 87 degrees in my house and I cannot sleep.

Nope me again with my 11 How about 13?

*whistles while hangs more decorations*

Close. I have 11. I guess 11 next too!

Zoom (I give up with this post)

Okay thanks Aaron. You know what this needs? Streamers and fairy lights. Lemme hang those up!

*stares blankly at piñata* Did I fill that...?

They never have to worry about going to the doctor. Honestly medical bills are killing me and I need an expensive procredure done that haha I’ve been holding off on for a year. OwO Why won’t my eyebrow piercing come out?! The stupid balls wont turn, I may need to get someone to cut it out and...