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You’re not supposed to be in school in the first place.

Oh hey kiddo. Have a scary dream?

You can’t seem to get off fur affinity, even at work.

Granted. But now you live in an area that never falls below 78 F. I wish I could live solely off of artwork.

I knew it. Now to find the confirmation...And wake up and stuff. You remember that you’re deathly allergic to milk and gluten. It cuts out a lot from your diet, but it keeps you from dying.

You seem to have some excessive oils staining your coat. We’re gonna get your skin checked out and see what we can do about some shampoo to help.

453 reasons to be too lazy to find an association with the number.

Grow up kid. It’s time you learn you can’t go everywhere with your plushie!

*light paddle to tushy* I haven’t gotten you as my pillow lately. You’ve gotten many your own pillows, I feel replaced in a weird way.

The hero is an undiscovered opera star (you see it right?) and is the only hope for humankind. Here we have a cat villian that uses their feline wits and stealth to pick out the busiest tourist attractions and convince everyone that there is mass danger there by messing with things that...

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Ah so you’ve discussed me? I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me. Help I have Hamilton stuck in my head again.

Whelp. I guess I wait for national amnesty day...I know a guy that returned a book 20 years late that day and avoided fees because of it. You remember that you never passed your drivers test!

*catches* we’re going to sing the song of my people now okay? Whats your range look like?!

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Why am I a guinea pig?! Here catch this vulpine potion! What kind of fox is it I wonder...

You had a good run mr. Skunk but it’s my turn.

I love chocolate! I predict my kitty pillow will come back, let me use them as a kitty pillow, and due to me being long and slinky will also use me as a pillow.

I have one hell of an imagination. You’re remembering that you forgot to pay for a commission on one of your websites, but you can’t remember which one.

Oh look I’m back! Maybe you’re not as moronic as you think? I predict someone who enjoys healthy playful banter.