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You get a cucumber. I pick door 1!

*munches on clean cookies*

I hopr you break your umbrella trying to get into a car.

Hm then no thanks there buddy.

You got ahold of some actual poison dart frog poison thinking it was just a thick milkshake.

Grow

*ferrets a big mouthful of clean cookies* I really should get my suit so I have pockets...

Oh. Does it let me keep my range or does it make you sing badly? I’m a soprano, gotta keep that.

A Kenyan Sand Boa?! Sweeeeeet. Gives me lots of time to steal an Avian potion!!

What if I dropped you?

Nope but I’ve done two and a half. So almost. I’ve kept a stray kitten I found off the street before. (Actually twice) have you?

Brow

I give you some polish for that amulet I gave you forever ago.

Oh no! That’s either a sign of allergies or more serious issues. Thanks for taking me to the vet! You however didn’t listen to the adults and were chewing on wires. You burnt your little foxxy mouth and it needs looked at. Gotta prevent serious infections.

This visor is gorgeous and all but a pain to see through.

Granted. It’s owned by a multi billionaire. You can see it, but it’s privately owned by someone who is not you. I wish for jobs to open up and hire me that will pay me what I need for my bills so I can leave my current job.

Why don’t you?

Aww look at me being a satin angora fancy mouse! Now what did I do with my dragon potion...that was valuable stuff...

Aww I want cookies but poison dart frogs are poisonous by touch and now I’m nervous bout the cookies...