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Uuuh sorry I think this is too old for poor budgie. I’ll make them safe.

*spanks for getting in my way of spankinh Simo again*

Granted. It is so flowing it’s liquid and runs right off your scalp. I wish for a masters degree without needing to pay for it.

I have a degree in writing. I think I deserve the win.

Purple pineapples

Haha you again! *spanks*

*drinks

An asian grassland lizard. Well. That’s what I get isn’t it... Quick! Take this insect potion!

Oh no! Toying with some magic you’ve discovered a Super Species Swap Spell! What it does is change the species of the user below you. Here’s the catch: you only know what classification it was! The user below you finds out what animal. Even if it’s the same class as they are, it will still...

If that’s how many times you have to draw the figure before you art you may need some more practice buddy cuz I know for sure you’re not talkin bout money. Did you know I have a real life shiny furret?

This party is no good. *puts Les Miserables 1988 complete symphonic recording into play as loud as possible and screams the Javert parts as if it will distract from them taking the win for themselves.*

“There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old...

Wow I leave for more party food and come back to this.

You know you deserve this. *spanks*

@Asassinator Thanks buddy. The plan right now is to try and slog through the rest of the year and at tax time use that refund to set up our shop at the local flea market. With any luck we can get stable enough income from that we both can knock down to part time! And I’m going to be opening...

EDIT: Things have been better now. Turns out my wife had plenty of savings and it's all taken care of. Sorry about the disaster of a mental state I was in here. So I just came off a fabulous honeymoon vacation. Lots of relaxing lots of getting super sunburned. Lots of time with my new wife and...

I have. Never have I ever owned pet rats. (Mice yes, but no rats)

I’m sorry is just me. I summon someone that likes Jaberwocky. OwO

I’ve never been on a motorcycle when it was moving.... I have spent over a week in another country before. Have you?