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not in the world i live in

Your new avatar reminds me of http://cache.fleshone.com/files/2010/01/Alien-Avatar-Navi-Fleshlight-Vagina.jpg

throughout history, the men controlled the women & because of that, they controlled the babies and the future of the human race.

You couldn't pay me to go down near there on a woman. I would rim a woman before i ever fucking touched a pussy. It's not because gay guys don't like pussy, it's because it's slimy, wrinkly, gross and bloody. No thanks.

Doesn't mean I don't find them absolutely abhorrent.

...ew

who the fuck still uses Internet Explorer?

RANT: More people wasting their money on even uglier Pokemon :( Srs, all of this gen's pokemon are ass ugly

HAHAHA no i wish :( i wish i had bubblegum icecream..

In my dream, my sister wouldn't let me have any fucking bubblegum icecream so we started arguing. Then we got into a physical fight and I started threatening her and I was using words like "bomb" so the FBI tuned in and listened to our convo, and then kidnapped me and stuck me in a box full of...

mmm yknow, idk about your kinda ipod but I have a dock/ http://asda.scene7.com/is/image/Asda/594689?hei=400&wid=400 It's that but blue. Called an "iMode". Sorry I can't help you more :(

omg ive always been asked this and its always the same thing id donate to the humane society and spend the rest on 3423556 cats and dogs

not everybody spends their days on here typing "sheath" into the search bar.

i think its creepy either way

yessss yesss make it walking with its legs all spidery O5DDsYhFIk4

draw a cat walking around in santa boots a 4 legged cat one boot on each feet

i tried googling "dog standing on hind legs" but couldnt find any pics that were big enough http://www.biggestdog.co.uk/biggest_dog_pics/biggest_dog_7.jpg but i do guess its possible. i just always thought the sheath was positioned diff EDIT: I bet that lady's leg bones are crushed now

when i was a young lad, i wanted a huuuuge house. id get like 10 dogs and 20 cats and rats and birds and everything now, i didnt want a huge house because it'd be cool and could house all my animals. i wanted ahuge house so i could run around in it on all fours. lmfao

Two anthro dragons approach eachother and shove their hands inside eachothers cloacas to determine if they want to sexytime

lmfao i dont know nothin about dog dick but I know for a fact that isnt true edit, idk maybe they just pee like dogs? idk i dont really know how dog sheefweefs are positioned